xbamboobonesx:

my brother is really homophobic and he tried to insult me by saying “at least i’m not gonna marry a girl!” and i started laughing and he got the most mortified look on his face because he tried so hard to insult my sexuality but he actually just made himself sound gay boom i win

officialannakendrick:

life may be rough but boobs are really really soft

oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

diqqity:

"its just baby fat" i tell myself until im 50

scrapes:

i deserve someone who can love as passionately as me