sloth-grunge:

*takes nudes in the Apple store*

broral:

me trying to talk to someone cute

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sextpert:

damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho

proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like

oh